The Story

Roy is in love with his neighbor Margo who is fascinated with teenage romance novels and in love with her creepy, awesome boyfriend Terry whom Roy suspects is a Vampire. On the eve of his 17th birthday, Roy decides to take action and orders an authentic Vampire Transmutation Kit off the Internet in order to do what is necessary to win Margo’s affection. Upon opening the kit, Roy discovers a USB drive that outlines the ten steps to becoming a real vampire. Unfortunately, Roy is distracted by video games and playing in the park and one wonders whether he has the attention required to properly undertake the ultimate sacrificial act…